Help
Did I just quote the most over rated band of all time? No, I did not. Because the Beatles suck.
I did ask for help. If you were me, and I realize that is a tall order, what would you write as a 2-3 sentence bio for magazine publishing purposes?
Now, don’t get too far into character. If you’re not ready to be some sort awesome all the time, you may not be able to handle it.
Unrelated!
I am a character on someone else’s blog chronicles now. It is a little weird.
Also: my sister in law said when I get drunk I am like a mix between Dwight Scrute and Kenny Powers. Yeah. It was supposed to be a compliment. You decide.
And in case you don’t know Dwight Schrute:
April 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I love Dwight Schrute.
Maybe what your sis-in-law said can be your bio. And something about rocks.
April 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm
A cataclysmic alignment of walking bass riffs, carburators, phemale physiology and psycho-cology – with a hint of rocks and rock and roll. Known to be one of the best ’stream of consciousness’ authors that has not recently inflicted cuts to himself, the Awesome Casey has also been known to knock a few back, prior to crushing the windpipes of deserving bullies. And he likes cheese.
April 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
“My name is Casey and I’m awesome. If you think I can explain the depths of my awesomeness in two to three sentences you clearly do not know me, and you are going to have trouble fathoming how much ass I kick. Now for those of you who just rolled your eyes, prepare to be punched.”
I’d do something along those lines if you want to go the “I’m awesome” route. The other option would be,
“My name is Casey and I drink bourbon, play guitar, and frequently find myself living out songs written by Cross Canadian Ragweed. BUUUURRRRRPPPP! And no – I’m not asking you to ‘excuse me.’”
April 19, 2009 at 7:06 am
“…My sister in law said when I get drunk I am like a mix between Dwight Scrute and Kenny Powers.”
Yeah, um… we need to be BFFs.
Like immediately.
April 19, 2009 at 10:22 am
EM: That isn’t a bad idea. I can wear my glasses for the picture.
Daisyfae: I would worry that people may get the wrong idea from all that. I’m not a huge fan of cheese.
GSR: Or “You know that part in Roadhouse where he steals a monster truck and rips out an esophagus? That was based on a n incident when I was in kindergarten.”
Goddamn, so I snuck in a flask of bourbon to a wine social. Things went predictably.
LiLu: Send me a resume, I’ll see if any positions are open. Usually the interview process takes five weeks and/or drunk dials.
April 19, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Yes, that was definitely a compliment from your sister. Dwight is just awesome and Kenny is that asshole you don’t want to like but you just can’t help yourself.
April 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
I figured it was a compliment, but it makes me a little self conscious. Then I just get drunk and talk about bears anyway.