Food Porn
The friendly garden vegetable fairy dropped by while I was gone. The garden must really be going nuts this year. I got a pretty good haul of chiles, bell peppers, tomatoes, sweet corn, and (inexplicably) cucumbers. Normally I am not a fan of cukes, but these guys are small enough and crisp enough I decided to like them.
I used the ingredients to form this dish:
It’s a Turkish style dish. The tomatoes came in handy. I browned garlic in some olive oil and then added chopped basil, half of a bell pepper (also chopped), three sliced mushrooms, and two dried and chopped chile piquins. I let that simmer down while I started some broth boiling to make a pilaf out of bulgar wheat and flax seed. Once the pilaf was more or less done, I added some coarsely chopped tomatoes and one can of some decent quality chunked white tuna to the other pan. Once I got some fluid cooking out, I added a pinch of cumin and turmeric, as well as a little salt and pepper. After I dished the pilaf, I squeezed a touch of juice out a touch of lemon into the stew, and then emptied a can of decent grade white tuna into it. I gave it a good stir and then plated it with slices of the cucumber in a mint infused red wine vinegar I made last winter.
I dusted it over with some red onion and a little feta. I honestly would think twice about using that much feta next time. It was pretty good, though.
I really think women only date me because they dig my cooking and I give them an excuse to eat bacon.

August 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’m not a fan of cukes either but this looks delicious and it’s nearly lunchtime.
“I really think women only date me because they dig my cooking and I give them an excuse to eat bacon.” What a great pick up line. I’d get it printed on a T Shirt or something. It’s too damn good.
August 26, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Any woman who needs an “excuse” to eat bacon isn’t worth dating. I’m just sayin…
August 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm
You should call your inevitable cooking show: “Fuck you, I’m cookin’!”
August 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Cléa: I’m trying to think of ways to work that into a conversation now. I’ve noticed when I get a phrase in my head, eventually it gets used. So I’ll just meditate on it for that one special day Rashida Jones can only be swayed by a witty turn of phrase utilizing bacon.
GSR: My entire dating history is suddenly more clear…
DC: I want a cooking show so bad. But I think it would be, “Get Out Of My Kitchen When I’m Drinking!”
August 26, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I like Dexter’s idea. I’d tune in.
August 27, 2008 at 12:46 am
I agree with Anaglyph. At the very least, I’d TiVo you should I could skip the commercials.
August 27, 2008 at 10:50 am
In all honesty, guys, I have always wanted a cooking show. I started day dreaming about it when I was cooking over a hotplate in my barracks room. Cooking shows are either completely dumbed down to the point you might as well be making Hamburger Helper, or they’re so damn fancy and gadgetry driven that no one should even bother.
I would want to show people how to cook good food easily without dumping a paycheck into utensils. Shit, some of the best food I make is over, or in, a fire. No utensils, no fancy shit, just good food, good flavor, and smoke. I would also try to de-sissy it a little. I would use words like dump, crush, pound, and “inferno that bitch!”
Oh, and the very special “Bourbon Episode.”
August 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm
That looks DAMN good. I’m considering dating you.
August 27, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I warn you, I expect to be treated like a princess.
August 27, 2008 at 9:39 pm
“Casey… the Domestic Goddess.”
Now what would you be wearing?
August 27, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Not to be suggestive, but lately, I’ve been cooking half naked. It’s so damn hot, this time of year.
Unfortunately, I need to work on my goddess-like figure
August 27, 2008 at 10:10 pm
That’s what I imagined. At least shirtless with the occasional kitchen towel over the shoulder. Must have a suntan though. Judging by the jump photo, that would work very well.
How about a promo video on YouTube so you can indulge us, as your first audience?
August 27, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I have a decent tan, it’s been a very outdoorsy summer.
Sorry, YouTube is a little past my technological abilities. Just imagine a furry, brown bag of rocks deglazing fond.
August 28, 2008 at 1:31 am
I’d just like to point out the comment count on this post. Should maybe be telling you something…?
August 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Food excites people. I noticed it in my stats, too. The only more active post is one with a naked chick and a guitar.
I broke out the video camera and then chickened out. I suck.
August 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
>>The only more active post is one with a naked chick and a guitar.
Combine that with food and you’re on a winner!
August 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Being a woman, the naked chick with a guitar didn’t do much for me. But a shirtless chef in the kitchen who can cook is a winner. Maybe he can add his own guitar soundtrack to the video.
Now get cookin’ in front of the camera and stop chickening out. The only chicken around should be an ingredient!
August 29, 2008 at 10:28 am
Anaglyph: The show is coming together in my head. Closeups (artistic of course) of couscous being served chilled off a stripper’s boobs, kitchen “assistants” eating strawberries, etc. It would be like an FHM photo shoot plus barbeque.
Cléa: The camera is not functioning. Completely broke, in fact. I guess no choking of the chicken for you.
September 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm
>>It would be like an FHM photo shoot plus barbeque.
And how could that possibly fail?