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I am trying as much as I can to stay away from politics on this here blog. Mostly because Hillary is a two bit scheister tramp and Obama is a terrorist. And Republicans are all secretly gay.

If I had to vote right now, though, I would vote for the old, unpopular white guy. Sure, he’s white, but the guy doesn’t wear golf shirts and call me bro. Sure, he’s old, but he’s probably in better shape than any of the other candidates. Yes, he is not a woman, but I’m not sure tits help write policy any more effectively. Sure, he’s Republican, but he’s one of those immigrant states Republicans. Also, he is a badass. I don’t even know enough about the issues to explain why this is important to me in some high educated manner. I think John McCain could kick my ass, and for whatever reason, I like the idea of the guy with my reserve call up information being a little bit of a motherfucker.

And honestly, everybody hates him. Fox News and talk radio despise the man. They don’t like Obama, don’t get me wrong, but they are livid with seething bile at McCain. All the racists/immigration reformers hate him because he had an actual plan to integrate his state’s new people instead of just spitting on himself and raging about them “Mexican’ts that are takin are social security!” That doesn’t mean I’m a lock for him in November, and honestly, I probably won’t vote. I’m pretty sure voting just encourages political types.

But at least one news organization gets what I get about McCain.
McCain Declines Secret Service, Dares Assassins To Try Something